Finally got around decorating and setting up my Christmas tree! Have you set your's up yet?
SIGNS YOU’VE GOT A LOUSY CHRISTMAS TREE:
• Each branch has ‘Duraflame’ printed on it.
• You constructed it from a broom handle, a bunch of coat hangers and needles you found in the Dirt Devil.
• Sign at tree lot said ‘Charlie Brown approved dealer’.
• It’s very, very small and says ‘air freshener’ on it.
• It’s 2 feet tall, 40 feet wide.
• You haven’t taken it down from last year.