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Tyler's Ugly Men's Night

Last night was Men's Night at the H.G.C and you couldn't have asked for a better night at the the golf course. It was also retro and ugly shirt night and Tyler Bieber did not waste an opportunity to torment the eyes of his fellow Humbolltonian's as you can see here.

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With such a ugly attire for golf; I had to ask my friend Sven(The Simon Cowell of Fashion) what he thought about Tyler's golfing attire

Greg Torwalt!

Greg TorwaltPhoto From Facebook

I had a chance to catch up with Greg Torwalt, who will be performing July 31st at the Humboldt and District Gallery!

 

Catch our interview below!

Sound Cheque Showcase!

Do you rock the shower-head mic?

Can you hit all the high notes in a road trip sing-along?

Are you ready to go to the next level?

The Arts Humboldt Sound Cheque showcase is the chance for you!

With $2500 in prizes up for grabs, you don't want to to miss this!

 

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Get more details by checking out Facebook or the Arts Humboldt Webpage!

The ol' Trans Canada!

Today marks the 52nd anniversary of the official opening of the Trans Canada Highway!
Construction starteed in 1950 officially opened in 1962, and was completed in 1971.

trans CanadaHighway crew paving the way on the Trans Canada in South East Sask
(Photo from The Encyclopedia of Saskatchewan)

FACTS:

  • In 1957, Saskatchewan became the first province to finish its section of the Trans-Canada Highway.

  • $1.4 billion, 7,821-km highway the longest national highway in the world.

  • As of 2012 a series of free public electric vehicle charging stations were installed along the main route making the Trans Canada the longest electric vehicle ready highway in the world

 

 

My Birthday

You always know you work with a great group of people when they highlight your birthday. Well Tyler went out of his way to make a birthday gift from the heart. Making sure I'll never feel down on my bad days and making sure everyday is like my birthday. He even made a face of anger and disapointment for me to use so i wouldn't have to use my own face. Kinda creepy actually.

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That First Impression Though

old downtownPhoto courtesy of the Humboldt & District Museum

I don't get to do this kind of blog very often; but since we will all be Putting the Heart Back In Down Town Humboldt on August 22 and 23rd! I figured This is a good opportunity to offer my story to you about my first experience in Down Town Humboldt!

It was actually way before Bolt FM was even a possibility to exist serving Humboldt and area; It was before Obama took his chair in the white house. It was summerish of 2008! I was traveling from Yorkton to Saskatoon on highway 16 when I noticed the hwy 20 junction. Feeling adventurous and in no hurry to get to my destination. I took small detour though Humboldt. It was around 9 o'clock at night and sure enough I was stopped at the Main Street railway crossing


The evening had an endless drizzle as I waited for those CN workers to do there thing and listening to a radio station play Rihanna's "Umbrella" for the 8th time since I got off the Yellow Head. The train had passed and I was on my way to drive down Main Street. The Pavment shined a glossy black as i was looking left and right like what most tourists do. from the night rain and the first thing I noticed besides the the lovely refurbished business buildings was a clean wide open streets. Full, clean green trees and parks!

But that night when I first passed through this community I now call home. The beautiful clock tower, in my mind, is the absolute thing that compliments the down town area, it was my "wow" factor and gave me such a great impression on Humboldt. I remember actually muttering the words to my self  "I could see my self living here"

What is your WOW factor in down town Humboldt?

Check out the link to see how we're putting the heart back in downtown Humboldt with Streetfest 2014! Live music food dance and sales with localy owned businesses!



 

Funny yet bad jokes

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I really enjoy talking about weird and funny days, today's day is "Old joke day". I love putting them on the Bolt facebook page and giving away cool stuff!

Today I asked "Good afternoon! Today is national "old joke" day! So I thought that I would give away a $10 gift card to the Windsor hotel! (they have the best burgers EVER) All you have to do is comment below, tell me your worst CLEAN joke, and the one with the most likes will win! - Jess One joke per person"

The amount of comments that flooded in throughout the afternoon was crazy, I never expected that much feedback! The jokes were hilarious.

Here are the jokes for you to read, just in case you need to smile on a rainy day.

 

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?? Do u smell carrots??

Knock, knock... Who's there...Phillip... Phillip who... Fill up my car with gas please...

So one day 2 muffins are baking in an oven and one muffin says to the other "is it hot in here or is it just me?" And the other muffin replies "oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

Knock knock..whose there...cantaloupe m..cantaloupe tonight dads got the car

What do you call a bear with no teeth.? A gummy bear..

So one person says to the other person "..have you seen the movie constipation?..oh ya nvm it hasn't come out yet " hehe

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why does the bride wear white on her wedding day? So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? Because days of fuscia past!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything

3 white horses fell in a puddle.

Knock knock, who's there? Marsh. Marsh who? Marshmallow.

An inuk friend of mine had really greasy hair and I'm glad he had a great sense of humor because I told him this funny joke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Champ
Champ who?
Champoo for you hair!

What's the first sport mentioned in the Bible? Baseball (Genesis 1:1 - "In the big inning...")

Whys a pirate called a pirate? Because they arghhhhhhh

What did the dragon say to the panther? Your pantherdragon. (Pants r dragging)

Did you hear about the crab that went into the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle!

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? When you slap it and it slaps you back!

Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

What brown and sits in the woods?? Winnie's pooh!!

lets have a garden party.. Lettuce turnip the beet!! Haha

Why was polo sad because he couldn't find Marco.

Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts. The other says "hey! Im trying to eat over here!"

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Floodlights.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory? she was throwing out all the w's.

What did one eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning.

What do you make with epileptic lettuce? A seizure salad.

2 blonde's walk into a building... you think one of them would have seen it!

Who do you call if you are crossing the street and your Toe falls off...The Tow Truck!!!

Why is a pirate called a pirate ? because they arrrrr.

I'm an astronaut, And my next mission is Uranus.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow?? It's making headlines.....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender say's " for you no charge"

Why did the deer go to the dentist? So he wouldn't have buck teeth lol!

Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies....

 

There you have it, the best yet worst jokes! I hope you smiled and your day is just that little bit better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mutton Busting 101

DaveDave the ram lamb at Nokomos fair a few years ago. I spent all day bathing and blow drying him. We did come 1st though! So who's laughing now huh!

With many events happening throughout the summer, I thought that it would be a good idea to pick through a couple and go into detail about a specific event.

So today's blog all about mutton busting! Which will be happening on August 2nd in Nokomis. Yes it may be a long-ish drive but this is Canada, everywhere is a long-ish drive.

Mutton busting was first introduced sometime in the 1980s. Kids ages 5-7 weighing less than 55lbs could enter. The sheep is held still, the kid is plopped on their woolly sheep and ride it for at least 6 seconds. Mutton Busting as taken the world by storm, with the event having thousands of kids taking part each year.

I highly doubt 55lbs would hurt a sheep, I live on a sheep farm. I have crowd surfed on sheep. Not on purpose of course. I have also had a sheep run between my legs, and with it being woolly I was stuck, backwards on a galloping sheep. Time of my life! It did not collapse, it trotted away, (bah bah bah) to it's friends and ate grass.


I highly recommend checking out Nokomis fair! The people are great every year. I love the horse shows with barrel racing, pole bending, ya'know all that western stuff. LOVE IT.

Gorgeous Grandma Day

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Today is a very special day, today is national gorgeous grandma day!

So let's thank our grandma's for having such a positive influence on our lives.

Grandma's teach us so much as we grow up, of course our parents do too, but grandma's always see both sides of the problem. Grandma's are problem solvers.

She tells wonderful stories of her past, her childhood, mistakes and achievements. Which help us to grow into the strong people we are.

Grandma's always have the best treats ever! and on occasion she spoils us.

When we're sick and our parents are working, she looks after us, reads us stories and feeds us delicious soup.

Grandma's want their children and grand children to follow their dreams, she's supportive and if things don't work out the first time, she'll help you see another way.

Grandma's are wonderful and deserve all the riches in the world. Show your gorgeous grandma you care today and so something special. Clean her house, weed her garden or just simply sit down and have a cup of coffee and listen to her stories.

Just an ordinary morning...

Andy Mouse

 

This is what Bolt FM Listeners woke up to this morning.

Andy Gormley